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General Stuff => Humour Me => Drunken Rambling => Topic started by: [TiG]ABE on June 09, 2007, 03:32:50 AM

Title: buckfast
Post by: [TiG]ABE on June 09, 2007, 03:32:50 AM

jebus this stuff aint good 4 ya  :|  i feel sorry 4 the bog

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Post by: [TiG]Grim on June 09, 2007, 04:11:19 AM

*shakes head*   :mrgreen:

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Post by: Brendy on June 09, 2007, 02:35:42 PM

Lurgan champers is quality gut rot

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Post by: [TiG]ABE on June 09, 2007, 04:29:56 PM

am telln ta am in  bits 2day it should be banned it wtf pwnd my innards

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Post by: Jackabo82 on June 09, 2007, 07:15:35 PM

its mighty stuff for a internal spring clean,dont squeeze to hard Abe or you'll end up with bum grapes :D

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Post by: [TiG]JimeatsLans on June 10, 2007, 03:37:57 AM

BUCKFAST TONIC WINE
Runnin' Riot

From the deepest South of England, to Scotland?s Northern Shores
Then across the Irish Sea, to Ireland?s drunken whores

From the Hackney fields in London, to Hyde Park, Leeds 6
We?ve carried the legend onwards, drink, play and be sick!!!

God Bless those crazy Monks, who kept the water flowing
God Bless those crazy Monks, who kept the water flowing
I?ve travelled the wide world over
Sampled Clarets rare and fine
But I?ve never sampled nothing quite like Buckfast
Buckfast Tonic Wine
Buckfast Tonic Wine

From the ?1 in 12? in Bradford, to the ?Button? in Brixton town
We drank so many Buckfast, our heads spun round and around

To the ?Warzone Centre? Belfast, where the locals join the fun
To the ?Temple Bar? in Dublin, we got pissed in every one

God Bless those crazy Monks, who kept the water flowing
God Bless those crazy Monks, who kept the water flowing
I?ve travelled the wide world over
Sampled Clarets rare and fine
But I?ve never sampled nothing quite like Buckfast
Buckfast Tonic Wine
Buckfast Tonic Wine!

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Post by: Jackabo82 on June 10, 2007, 02:08:20 PM

Buckie Anthem - Recite to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies"

Let me tell ya a story about a man named Jed
Poor Lurgan man, barely kept his kin fed
Then one day when he was signing on the line
Said "Hurry up bitch,need some money for ma wine"
Buckfast that is, tonic wine, number nine.

Well the next thing ya know old Jed's lyin' flat
The kin folk said "Jed give us a sup a that
"These ole dole cheques just simply ain't enough"
So they grabbed all the kids and started sleepin' rough
The park that is,rollie fags,sleepin'bags.

And now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his friends
Buckfast everyday,
their luck has now come in
Your all invited back next week to this locality
To join the whole family pissin' up a tree.
You all come back now ya hear