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General Stuff => Recruitment => Topic started by: Dela on February 23, 2014, 07:35:55 PM

Title: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: Dela on February 23, 2014, 07:35:55 PM: Been a gamer for a while but I'm new to PC gaming. Ive been looking for more Irish folks to play with and I'm mostly interested in DayZ.
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: [GIT]Fairy on February 23, 2014, 07:38:30 PM: We accept converted console gamers with open arms. Well done on seeing the light!
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: Dela on February 23, 2014, 07:40:42 PM: The light was to bright to ignore. Next gen consoles my ass. Still running at 720p
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: [TiG]Boru on February 23, 2014, 07:44:46 PM: I dunno lads do we want one of them cork lads around? Are they even Irish?
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: Dela on February 23, 2014, 07:53:41 PM: There's 2 types of people in Ireland, people from Cork and people who wish they were from Cork
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: [GIT]Fairy on February 23, 2014, 07:55:00 PM: And what about the blow in's into Cork, how do you see them Dela?
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: Dela on February 23, 2014, 08:00:22 PM: Everybodys welcome in Cork, theres plenty of Cork to go around
Title: Re: Lad from Cork looking to join in
Post by: [TiG]the_syco on February 23, 2014, 10:57:24 PM: Quote from: Dela on February 23, 2014, 08:00:22 PM
Everybodys welcome in Cork, theres plenty of Cork to go around

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/02/19/government-calls-corks-bluff-forcing-it-to-secede-from-ireland/
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In what could prove to be a watershed moment in the history of our Nation, the coalition Government has given in to demands of the People?s Republic of Cork and its endless but good natured observations that ?it could do a better job?.
Historically Cork has been a dissenting voice in Irish public policy, often looking for greater autonomy of its affairs and making clear at every juncture it had a superior way of doing things.
The Government?s latest decision has resulted in its calling of Cork?s bluff, meaning that as of Friday full control of the country?s affair will be handed over to its people.
Cork?s secession from the Republic of Ireland has been welcomed by all Cork natives with many optimistic about the transition that lies ahead.
?Shit!? said a relaxed Cork city councillor Cian Ryan upon discovering the news, ?No, I mean ?great?. We?ve been banging on about how we?re the best and we need more influence on how things are done, so yeah great?oh Christ,? said an understandably delighted Mr. Ryan.
?I know I said Cork was the best like but honestly there?s no rush in handing over the reigns,? shared local businessman Frank Holohan. ?So we?d have to make all the decisions is it? And no falling back to the snide, we-know-best remarks?? concluded Mr. Holohan as he began to sweat with joy.
Cork will officially become the Republic its people so desperately wanted this Friday with a steady transition of powers to take place over the next several months.
?Hang on, so we probably won?t be allowed in the All Ireland? I don?t think we?ve thought this the whole way through lads,? offered over the moon student Rob Lynch.