Gentlemen, I needs me some TiG!
Too long have I stalked the Nam in a directionless daze. Too long I have tried in vain to ignore my TiGgy needs, to look away as friends and family succumb one by one to the insidious lure of the TiG, but no longer. It?s time to surrender, time to admit what I am?
I?m a TiG junkie, and dammit I gotsta score me s?more o?that sweet TiGgy goodness!
I have seen the error of my ways, and respectfully request to be allowed back into the clan, to fight alongside my TiGaholic brethren and sup once more from the potent bottle that is The Irish Guard.
Whaddya say brothers, can you hook me up?